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May 09

One of the funniest things I have ever read -

Ben Pobjie writes about the Budget: the worst thing to ever happen to anyone, ever.

I’m seriously not kidding. This is hilarious reading. I read this in the library, which was not the best idea. I was biting my fist a coughing randomly to hide my under-breath laughter.

Here’s a snippet, but I highly recommend you read the entire thing.

And beyond all the detail and the microeconomic analysis and the so-called “facts”, the budget boils down to this: a desire to reverse the process of industrialisation and return to a primitive state. Piers Akerman warned us, but we would not listen. For at the centre of this budget stands the carbon tax, an attempt to tax the very air we breathe and turn our Coke flat all so Tim Flannery can strut around the country big-noting himself and making niche documentary series’.

Is it really worth it? Julia Gillard thinks so, but then given her attempts to set up a sovereign wealth fund to cover future backbencher prostitute liabilities, we shouldn’t be surprised any more at what that poorly-fitted-jacket-wearing succubus comes up with.

But we should be very concerned at the fundamental shift in our country that this budget ushers in. With the carbon tax hovering over us all like a great malevolent helicopter, we must now be prepared. Prepared for massive electricity price increases. Prepared for skyrocketing transport costs. Prepared for ever-more bitchy farmers. Conservative estimates from the Institute of Public Affairs’ well-respected Saying Numbers Unit suggest that the carbon tax will result in a 900 per cent increase in the average family’s energy bills, and cost over 15 million jobs in 2013 alone, while a report from the Centre for Transcribing Gerard Henderson’s Medicated Ramblings forecasts that at a carbon price of $23 per tonne, by 2015 the biggest industry in Australia will be child-meat.

These are sobering statistics indeed, and they make the 2012 budget’s one positive feature – the dedication of $30,000 to build a statue of Slim Dusty in Tamworth – seem almost insignificant. And all the compensation and cash splashes and clever fiscal fiddling won’t cover up the fact that Wayne Swan literally wants to kill us all.

Yes, even by the uniformly terrible standards of every federal budget ever, this one is pretty bad. Maybe not as bad as the 1997 Budget, when Peter Costello abolished Medicare and put the savings into a program to gold-plate his own groin, but definitely worse than the 1982 Budget, which consisted entirely of Paul Keating burping.

May 08

More Budget Numbers

The ABC has posted a succinct round up of the headline spending, revenue, and savings measures in the 2012-13 Budget.

This is in contrast to the rushed botch list I created during the Treasurer’s speech.

Enjoy your proper sentences, grammar, and spelling.

Winners

Losers

(Source: abc.net.au)

Yes, Bacon Will Cost More

Every budget has a fun fact. The 2012 Budget brings home the bacon, by making bacon more expensive.

The levy on pig slaughter has been risen from $1.35 a pig, to $2.25.

Yes, this means your pork, ham, and bacon will cost more. Realistically, you’ll only notice the $0.90 increase if you buy an entire pigs worth of meat.

And if that is going to hurt you at the supermarket, may I suggest cutting back on the bacon, fatty.

(Source: budget.australia.gov.au)

Big numbers, big graphic: Budget 2012 by the numbers.

Big numbers, big graphic: Budget 2012 by the numbers.

(Source: abc.net.au)

The 2012-13 budget cuts spending to a level lower than seen during most of the Howard years.
Graph has been compressed to add clarity.

The 2012-13 budget cuts spending to a level lower than seen during most of the Howard years.

Graph has been compressed to add clarity.

(Source: budget.gov.au)

Government tax receipts as a percentage of the economy is lower under Labor than it was under the Liberal Howard Government.
Just a quick graph I created.
25.1%: Average government tax receipts as a percentage of GDP under the Howard Government
22.6%: Average government tax receipts as a percentage of GDP under the Rudd/Gillard Governments
EDIT: ‘Government spending’ should have been labeled ‘Government tax receipts’. This has been corrected.
EDIT: Added a compressed chart to add clarity.

Government tax receipts as a percentage of the economy is lower under Labor than it was under the Liberal Howard Government.

Just a quick graph I created.

EDIT: ‘Government spending’ should have been labeled ‘Government tax receipts’. This has been corrected.

EDIT: Added a compressed chart to add clarity.

(Source: budget.gov.au)

New spending in the 2012-2013 Budget

New spending in the 2012-2013 Budget

(Source: budget.gov.au)

Increased revenues and savings in the 2012-2013 Budget

Increased revenues and savings in the 2012-2013 Budget

(Source: budget.gov.au)

Budget 2012: The Highlights

Key Points

Spending

Cuts

Taxation

(Source: budget.gov.au)

May 01

RBA Cuts Rates By Half A Percent -

We as Australians obsess over the central bank cash rate far more than any other country. From the US, to the UK, and Europe, no one knows how to hype interest rate announcements quite like us.

As a result, the key policy tool of the Reserve Bank (Australia’s central bank) has been highly politicized. Our discourse around interest rates is that they must always go down, to help home owners the reasoning goes. It’s a nice sentiment, but with only around 36% of households holding a mortgage, there is a far greater number of us who should have our minds on the interest rate on our savings rather than on other peoples’ homes.

On the up side, the rate cut should help 36% of households save a bit of money. I swear if these people don’t rush out and spend this extra money on retail I’ll get angry. More importantly, businesses should find it easier to borrow.

What I’m really upset about is the Australian Dollar plunging against the US Dollar. I’m going to the US in August, and I’d like our exchange rate to stay high, pretty please.

Bloomberg has more details, including videos.